TP or not TP

So have any of you used a Bidet? I'm a little nervous as I'm wondering if they don't have TP since they have this little bottom washer. If any of you mom's out there ever did a sitz bath, do you think it's a little like that, or do you hover more? Talk amongt yourselves...I'm heading to Europe....yo!

hellooo magazines!

So I went to the post office Thursday during lunch and got all our glorious mail. The man didn't even yell at me or give me a dirty look! I tried my best to bat my eyes at him, even though I really just had something in my contact.

So now I have all my magazines to read and enjoy. Like the Parenting magazine that Jami got her cool website from. I should be getting my first issue of Real Simple any day now.. oooohhh. i can't wait!

ok. can you tell I am a little obsessed with getting cool mail like invitations or magazines or books from this other cool website called www.paperbackswap.com where you can trade books you have already read! I am waiting for 3 books to get delivered soon.

stupid mail

i was so sad when i got home tonight..
most of you know.. jim and i arent great at checking our mail. its ALL the way down the street.. and its been cold and rainy and i can't find my key. it has been a week.. maybe two.. and i called jim on his way home from work and asked him to pretty please stop and grab the mail on his way home.. i knew i had a bridal shower invite and 2 new magazines (Real Simple and Coastal Living) I was really looking forward to curling up on the couch to read my magazines before Lost came on tonight.. but Jim walked in the door with a bright orange piece of paper.. they had taken our mail back to the post office.
this has happened once before and jim was promptly yelled at by the lady behind the counter. he said its my turn this time. so tomorrow during lunch i will be running to the boys town post office and grabbing a bag full of mail.. and receiving a stern scolding for not checking my mail.
its not my fault they make those darn mailbox slots SO tiny.. sheesh.

yo mo fos

that was ghetto talk in case anybody was confused. :)
hey my ladies! i am glad we are back to blogging. i think it should be a rule that we have to blog at least 3 times a week. just something little. so lets all try to do that. if you don't you will.. get kicked out of the club and fed to the wolves.. now can we find some wolves so this threat is a little more scary?

does anyone know where i can find coupons? couponbug.com? or where in the paper??

I don't feel as bad now...

Ok I felt really bad about not being on here for a couple months...then I see that it has been a MONTH since ANYONE has been on here. I am done feeling bad.
I really have nothing to say, believe it or not. I had a great time at Bunko. Brian is in Des Moines the rest of the week. He's coming home tonight, which I don't understand why, but then will be gone for a Food Show for the rest of the week, coming home Sunday evening. That makes me blue.
I wanted to post some pictures too so I could be as cool as Colleen and Jill - this is what I could find.
Look how big Trotter has gotten! I can't believe he was that little. --he still acts like he's that little! Oh he used to be the cutest little teeny thing. Now he's a slobbery moose...and we still love him.

snot

That is so weird you mentioned Caboodles. This girl at my work still uses this little caboodle and has all her make up in it. She brings it to work every day. She opens the lid and two little trays slide to the side. its pretty cool. I loved mine when i was little. It was pink and purple - which i think they all were - and i had random little girl things in it: hair ties, make up, jewlrey.. good stuff.
On another note, I am sick now, with a sinus infection and ear infection mainly. i was asking the Dr. why little kids get ear infections and adults don't that much. I guess their little ear drums or something are horizontal, and as we get older they become vertical. so the fluid can drain. there is this little area in the ear that acts as a place to hold extra fluid or air - like when we go on a plane or under water, the air builds up in that little space. but we need to get the air or fluid out of it. i guess my sinuses are SO full of snot and they are inflamed and pushing against my ears, so the snot can't get out.. and now they are infected. nice.
As i am writing this i am breathing out of my mouth because my nose has been stuffed up for days. joy.

Random thoughts....

So I've been thinking about it after Nici sent out that e-mail about wine being better than water.....Don't you think it's weird that you can't MAKE water...so the water we drink and use for ice, and use in cooking, etc....is recycled?!?!? So we have no clue where it's been, but it's been places.....makes me want to throw up a bit.

Second thing I was remembering was Caboodles. Did you girls ever have one...I actually think they still make them but they are modern now a days. I had one that was bright pink and purple and I held all my "junk" in there. Those were great.

Lastly, just wanted to pass along another yummy treat I found. So I like Chai Lattes and at a coffee shop they're so expensive...so I was at the store and I bought this little General Foods International Chai Latte mix. You mix it with water or milk (obviously based on my first comment I use the latter) and it is really yummy. The little can was under $4.00 which seems like a lot but when you go and buy a cup its $3.00 it's really not that much. If you like chai try this out!!!

trouble

i just had to add.. we were talking about games at work the other day and i had to brag about our pictionary skills.. and then i was showing the girls the "butt plug" picture and we made the picture this one girls wall paper on her computer.. yeah.. one of the STaffing Supervisors didnt like that so much and she gave me a very dirty look and said to get it off the computer immediately! we all giggled about it later because that lady has a stick up her butt. everyone else thought it was hilarious!

A little taste of heaven

So ladies- not sure if you know, but one of the best ice creams (store bought) is Blue Bunny Bunny Tracks, but I've found one that matches up to it, and well...tastes a little bit like heaven...now this is only for the "coffee lovers" out there...but get this...coffee flavored ice cream wrapped around white chocolate cremes, mocha espreso brownies(yum!) and chocolate fudge swirl....that's right, you know you want it...go out and get it, or stop by...I think I'll have it in stock from here on out! Peace!

Men DO suck at Pictionary

I am being forced to post this blog... my husband wants to justify that he actually does know what a "trivot" is and was just confused during the actual game.. I think it was Colleen who made fun of him.. rightfully so. :)
In memory of the event, we used the trivot to hold our hot plate of green beans tonight.

"...Colleen.. THIS is a trivot.."

BunKo Hussies in the Spangla' Hiz'oww'ss!

Really? I think Jill is a "butt woman" - I mean seriously... Good times had by all...

Am I doing it?!

Holy crap, am I actually posting a comment? This may be my proudest moment. Nici, rockin' Bunko! Your house is crazy-beautiful and that was some goooood food. You guys are total pervs, but whatev. Colleen, the New Year's pics were fun. Thanks so much for posting that last pic. Nici and I look especially hot. And how crappy does my basement look on film? Yuck! Looked much cozier that night in person via the lamps (mood-lighting) and fire hazard Pottery Barn votives that almost caused a damn three-alarm fire. Good times.

Curtains!!!

"Jill sucks," GIRLS RULE! Way to go ladies. Showin' the boyz up makes them appreciate us even more! Happy New Year!

heeelllooo 2007

It sounds like Nici is a bit of a Bah Humbug. :)
The holidays were great! I am sad xmas music isn't on the radio anymore!
I can't wait for Bunko next Monday.. actually in a week. and New Years shall be grand. I need to get my xmas photos uploaded and then I will share.
What was everyone's favorite gift? I got myself a DVD Recorder.. have been taping shows, I will be transfering our home movies onto DVDs .. its grand!
I also got some gift cards - which are the gift that keeps on giving. speaking of that. my mom got my dad some jelly, and said she got him a year membership to the jelly of the month club. now THAT is the gift that keeps on giving. it was hilarious.

Is it 2007 yet??

First of all, I can't believe Christmas was here then gone, like that! In a blink of an eye! Now I just want to take down all of the decor and move into the new year. Did everyone have a nice holiday? I hope you all got exactly what you wanted. Lots of friends, family and food....blah....I am sick of big dinners and candy, sweets, and cookies! We had salad for dinner last night because we were both CRAVING healthy food. That was scary!
**Don't forget next Monday night - January 8th, Bunko at my place, ladies. It will be IMPOSSIBLE for me to measure up to Jami's fantabulous hosting skills last month, so I won't even try! Yep, she's got skills...
Word to all of your mothers. Peace out.

Why is it so funny when people fall down? This will always make me laugh. That along with the words boobies, fart, toot, doody etc.. Anyone else have any good words.. that no matter how old we get... they are funny. And they are usually the words we are trying to stop little kids from saying.

Purse Snatching

As soon as the holidays roll around you suddenly hear on the news to be looking out for purse snatchers and people mugging you the mall parking lots.. Has anyone ever seen this? I always think about it as I am shopping... wondering what to do. Do I hide my bags under my coat? Do I run like a mad woman to my car? Should I buy mase? I am always looking for lurkers in the parking lot. I also wonder what people find in those bags when they steal them. I wonder what they think when the bags are filled with something stupid, like ladies underwear and nylons.. or something dumb like that.

Merry Christmas!

Just little ol me wishing all of you a Merry Christmas!http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=ba39caedb331fd74c2bc74bG06122008

Bunco

It's Bunco Night! Wohoo! Just wanted to see if you would care to join me at a Pants Party? Great! Wohoo!

Can you believe it's December?!?!

O.K. I know you all are busy, but come on...no posts since Thanksgiving? What's up with that? Even the guy who doesn't think says something.