Saturday, September 30, 2006

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KATE

Age: you never ask a woman her age!

Description: flowing locks of auburn brownish/blondish straight hair, tall and thin, leggy

Likes: dogs, long strolls behind her walker, being thrown in the air, her blanket, melon, grapes

Dislikes: having her diaper or clothes changed, having her nose wiped, and vegetables

Looking for a nice infant or toddler to play with and who likes watching Baby Einstein videos while eating mac and cheese.

Call #867-5309 if you are interested.

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