Baby Betting

Hey all. lets take a poll on when colleen will pop this kid out.
My vote is: Oct. 10th, in the evening, 8lb 9 oz.

Match.com

KATE

Age: you never ask a woman her age!

Description: flowing locks of auburn brownish/blondish straight hair, tall and thin, leggy

Likes: dogs, long strolls behind her walker, being thrown in the air, her blanket, melon, grapes

Dislikes: having her diaper or clothes changed, having her nose wiped, and vegetables

Looking for a nice infant or toddler to play with and who likes watching Baby Einstein videos while eating mac and cheese.

Call #867-5309 if you are interested.

Have you ever wondered...

...if doing the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?

And another thing, if you can spell Dwayne like Duane, then why can't you spell Wayne like Uane?

And finally, if mouse is mice, and moose is moose, then what is caboose? just caboose? or is it cabice? what about cabooses, or cabeeses?

I am so perplexed. Talk amungst yourselves.
Peace out, word to your mothers.

Are you seriously READY!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! Tonight (Wed.) TWO HOURS to catch us up, get us up to speed....tomorrow night is the BIG DAY! 8pm...here we gooooooo....I had a friend on the blog, I hope that's ok. She wanted to post this note:
Welcome to Season Three!!! We here at Grey's are all really excited about the new season and dear God, I hope you are too. I personally was itching to get back to work. I'm not a vacation kind of girl. I'm also clearly not a girl who exists well outside the four walls of Seattle Grace Hospital. I was missing George and the gang. So coming back to work was all about joy. But right now, this minute, today? I'm also kinda nervous. --Shonda Rhimes

Check out the Grey's writers website:
http://www.greyswriters.com/

I Heart Laguna

Hi.. Im Jill.. I am addicted to bad reality tv shows.. I really like LAguna Beach..and most of the other ones on MTV.

"Hi Jill"

when are we too old to stop watching MTV? Please say its at least late thirties...

Thought for the day...

Friends

Friends are like butt cheeks.
Shit might separate them,
But they always come back together.

Votes are in

We'll the votes are in and nobody agree's with Insecta Inspecta. Colleen's new nick name will remain unknown.

In a non-related story....There is going to be a blizzard in Omaha today...so bundle up!

oh yeah

i must add a complaint.. actually.. just something that makes me sad.
Nobody has called me my new nick name - Insecta Inspecta. I would really appreciate it if everybody would make their best effort to remember my new name and try to address me as this the next time you happen to see me.

p.s. Nici asked if she could call me I.I. I said absolutly NOT! that goes for everyone else.

p.p.s. I vote that we start calling Colleen skid mark. :)

Pandora's Box

hey all. just wanted to share a really cool website.. if you didn't already know about. Its called Pandora's box. and you type in a favorite artist.. or song.. and they will find more music that is similiar. Its a great way to find out about new artist that you will love! Click on the title to go there. or go to panderasbox.com.. i think

Jill the Hog

So I am not quite the blogger than Jill is, as you can tell she hogs 85% of the blog space we all have...now I am thinking that the latest blogs are due to her crazy business at her new job....Yeah Jill! How is that going by the way...but anyways back to my point...I think the reason I don't blog much is that I can't ever remember how. It always takes me 15-20 mins to remember how to add a post...so I may just start addding comments to others posts and you'll have to read them that way. But anyways. I just want to say that colds/sinus issues SUCK! How can a person produce so much snot? Where is it all stored? Why is it different colors? Now I do know the answers to some of these, but let's discuss for a moment shall we? Oh, and the blue is just for fun!

Let's all take a moment..

10 years ago to this date - sept. 13 - something tragic happened... something that will forever be remembered.. and i think we should all take a moment to think about...

yes my friends.. our homey... our brotha.... Tupac Shakir was shot in a drive by..

counslors are available if anyone needs help dealing with the grief

$1.50 can buy a lot

So I went to Sam's today to buy some baby items that I like to buy in bulk and discount prices.. :)
Everytime I go to Sam's I am happy because of the deal they have - $1.50 for a hotdog and pop! Sometimes I get it.. other times I don't because I don't have time or don't want to spoil my dinner. But I always walk out of there thinking.. what a great deal! Whoever Sam is... he is a genious!!!

A Joke

ok. so at work i heard a funny joke.. well.. kind of a joke. here goes:

I walk up to Erica and say, "Hey Erica.. do you have a sewing kit?"
Erica says, "Why no Jill.. I don't.. why?"
Jill says (while flexing her huge muscles that look like guns) " Because I'm ripped.. that's why!"

Dear Nici.... and everyone else I guess

salmon does rock. and we will be having a salmon feast when ever it comes in.. (from jim's fishing trip in alaska)

So the new job is awesome. I am working and earning a paycheck and love writing half of my check over to Jessica..haha! bc she ROCKS and is the best babysitter lady in the world..

ok. on another note. chick peas are neither chicks nor peas... Discuss..
what does everyone think about this?

a.k.a. Bruce the MOOSE!!

We were going to name Trotter "Bruce" - should have - Bruce the Moose! Trotter's 10 mo. birthday is today! He's 90 lbs. and growing. With Brian in Canada this week, it has tested me as a single mother of a 90 lb. 10 mo. old. Not fun all the time! He requires more exercise than I alone can possibly give him...3 mile walk, after work, in the drizzle? Nope - still full of "it". Fetch in the back yard (thank GOD for the new fence) for an hour? Nope...where does the energy come from? And can I bottle it? Can't wait for Brian to get home Sunday! I attached pics of "then" and "now" (actually this was taken last month when he was 83 lbs)...



And Jill's favorite picture from Jan. 28, 2006 where Trotter is pulling my pony tail.